b) yule logs
d) drummer boys (who, having just gotten her baby to sleep would encourage a drum-toting toddler to begin banging away????)
e) logs on the fire filling people "with desire" (logs have never done this sort of thing in my experience.)
f) sleigh rides
Through the author's rejection of such secular trivialities he has come to have some appreciation for other secularists - namely those who make some attempt (however, poorly and/or whimsically) to actually articulate the real meaning of Christmas. The videos posted below reflect this.